There, eel entered – it was tall and mean and by Jove it was insane and meaty.

When I heard its first words I thought I was a fool, but just then I said to myself – why the fuck have you come to me in my moment of glory you fucking cunt!

You are a barbarous bore you fancied dumpty. You have absolutely nothing to say except banishments and Bohemian messes. By god you should be executed and dined at the same time – welcome to your dinner party.